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5 Of The Stupidest Things I Learned After Owning Fish

Last December, I got an aquarium. Because like most people who have never owned one, I thought, “This will be a simple, cheap pet that requires virtually no maintenance.” Six months later, I have sunk a couple thousand dollars and a hundred hours worth of research into this soul-crushing, bullshit hobby. So to save you

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The 6 Weight Loss Rules You Need To Stop Ignoring

Im not sure when everyone on earth started thinking theyre some #fitspo expert, but it feels like every nutritionist, health magazine, and random Buzzfeed article has a new rule about dieting that’s the “ultimate deal breaker” for losing weight. Like, were all for being healthy, but no one can actually follow all these fucking rules,

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5 Style To Kill Sugar Cravings In Time For Valentine's Day

Cutting back on sugar is one of those healthy promises we build every New Year’s but never actually maintain. We didnt make it through Dry January, we havent been getting enough sleep to be properly functioning human beings, and we still eat all the fucking sugar. With Valentines Day approaching and the inevitable sugar rushed

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Diet Coke Might Be Making You Fat, So We're All Screwed

Well betches, looks like the happy hope that was the beginning of a new year has already come to a life-shattering end: Scientists just discovered that despite the word diet being plastered over a beverage label, the drinks themselves arent much healthier than their sugar-filled counterparts. According to researchers at Imperial College in London, Sugar-free

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Why You Need To Start Lifting Weights Today, Junior

So you know how near the end of each SoulCycle class, the incredibly toned instructor (who is somehow not out of breath) lifts up a pair of weights and is like ? At least that’s what it sounds like in the moment of excruciating pain and agony. And you halfheartedly pick up the weights and

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Betches Love This Show: 'This Is Us'

NBC’s is one of the best shows on television. Don’t trust us strictly based on our past experience of being right about everything. Trust us on our tears. This show will give you all of the damn feelsfrom sobbing uncontrollably to laughing, and then back to sobbing uncontrollably (but happy tears this time). In the

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Zoodles With Bolognese Because We're On A No-Carb Diet

So like, weve frequently sung the praises of Mr. Atkins and his groundbreaking diet. Is it totally recommended by nutritionists and people who actually study this shit? No, but can you lose 3 lbs in a week? You bet! Simple swaps like replacing rice with some sort of cauliflower powder or noodles with some sort

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I Get Paid To Write Fake Reviews For Amazon

Whether you need to find a motel in Winnipeg that doesn’t reek of despair (good luck!) or track down the cheapest possible Chinese food in El Paso, internet reviewers have got your back. But some businesses have become so desperate for that elusive fifth star that they’re paying for positive reviews online, a crime filthier

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4 BS Infomercial Facts That Apparently Fool Some People

I’m a pretty trusting guy when it comes to TV. I believed the Fox network when they said they got their hands on an alien autopsy video in 1995. I believed those commercials that told me The Blair Witch Project was legitimate found footage. Hell, I thought Lost was just a really well done documentary